Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
