I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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