We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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