Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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