booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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