fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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