You can't special order awesome
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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