so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Randomize
