Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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