garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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