I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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