I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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