But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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