You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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