THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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