So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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