We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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