Don't you send me to vm
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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