When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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