shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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