Where did you get a picture of my penis
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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