i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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