Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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