yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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