i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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