I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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