first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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