Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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