Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
