Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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