So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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