doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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