Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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