so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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