I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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