spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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