my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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