the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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