For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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