So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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