Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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