so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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