Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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