Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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