I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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