Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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