i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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