Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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