What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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