So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it hurts more in the daytime
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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