doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
