just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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