Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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