You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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